Fear Her
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
The Poison Sky
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Rise of the Cybermen
I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You’ve swallowed a planet! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
Midnight
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
- *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
- No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
- Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
- No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
School Reunion
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
