Do You Take Morgan?

I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. Like a sloth. I can do that. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m partial to air conditioning. Cops, another community I’m not part of. This man is a knight in shining armor.

Turning Biminese

God created pudding, and then he rested. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.

Only you could make those words cute.
I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.
I like seafood.

Return to Sender

Watching ice melt. This is fun. I like seafood. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Cops, another community I’m not part of.

Let’s Give the Boy a Hand

I am not a killer. I have a dark side, too. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I am not a killer.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
I’m generally confused most of the time.
I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
I’m generally confused most of the time.

Teenage Wasteland

Makes me a … scientist. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.