Like a sloth. I can do that. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. You all right, Dexter? I am not a killer. I am not a killer. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
Hello Bandit
He taught me a code. To survive. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. You look…perfect. God created pudding, and then he rested.
- Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
- I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
- I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Dexter
I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Like a sloth. I can do that.
Si se puede
Hello, Dexter Morgan. I have a dark side, too. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
- I’m generally confused most of the time.
- You’re a killer. I catch killers.
Return to Sender
Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m generally confused most of the time.
